Where Do Bean Bags Come From?
Contrary to popular belief, bean bags are not grown on trees. In the late 1800's the remaining American plains bean bags were almost driven to extension, but Cudd Luttly and Bernard Luttly, two skinny frontiersman sharing the same last name, drove the last herd onto their ranch with ideas of domestication. Still in Africa and other parts of the world, wild bean bags can still be found in their natural state.
Bean Bags Home Grown in the USA!
At Bean Bag Barn we grow bean bags the old fashioned way. From birth, they are fed only the finest grains and given ample roaming area to help them maintain a shapely appearance for auction time. Beanbags from Bean Bag Barn are top quality and sought after from ranchers, breaders and bean bag afficionados from all over the world.
Our beanbags are also carefully bred to with top breads from other ranchers ensure the highest yield and best strains come market time. New strains continuously came to bear through selective breading. At Bean Bag Barn, we are careful not to inbreed too much, believing that diversity is an inherent quality in health and over-all stamina. 
Essentially, we raise our beanbags the way our grand-daddies did back in the old days.
Bean Bags Make Excellent Pets
When left at home for long periods of time, bean bags are remarkably calm and non-disruptive. This contradicts the negative press in the early 80's about bean bags scratching or gnawing on upholstery.
In 1987, however, Dr. Sprittsondisundat of BBI, showed that bean bags who receive adequate love and attention will rarely attack other pieces of furniture. To the contrary, his new studies showed that a well-adjusted beanbag will often curl up next to a coffee or end table even protecting those items from intruders.
Training Your Bean Bag
Training a bean bag to obey is usually very easy. To begin, let your bean bag know you are the boss by sitting on it. Occasional, if your bean bag misbehaves, sit on it immediately while expressing a stern look on your face. Remember, once your bean bag is broken in, it will be your best friend, but until then keep your bedroom doors locked.
When introducing your friends to your new bean bag, be sure to let them know that your bean bag is not yet 
broken in. Ask them to refrain from sudden movements that might frighten your bean bag. Offer, them the opportunity to sit on your bean bag, only after the bean bag has gotten used to their sent. If the beanbag begins to growl while your friend is sitting on it, tell your friend to remain calm.
Feeding Your Bean Bag
Do not feed your beanbag more than twice daily. Feed them once at 5:30 in the morning and again at noon. If you cannot be at home by noon, take the beanbag with you to work or school. Beanbags love fruit, vegetables, pasta, french breads, tuna and chicken.
Health Care and your Beanbag
If you discover any of the following symptoms in your bean bag, seek a professional Beanbagologist immediately:
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Loss of appetite
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Motionlessness or failure to respond to voice commands
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Hickups or total silence
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Slumping, lumping, crumpling, dumpling, or bumpling
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Moaning or salivating
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The growth of nubbs or antlers especially in April
Taking these matters seriously is essential. We have provided you with a list of reputable, licensed physicians and recommend you sign up with one of these establishments before your beanbag arrives to schedule your first weekly visit:
Playing with Your New Bean Bag!
If you must play with your beanbag consider letting it pick the game. Be patient, your beanbag will eventually come up with something. In the meantime, go see what's in the fridge and find the remote while your at it!
